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![Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus [Recessionomics]](http://imagecache03.pixsy.com/11-20-2009/86/8614f347-3897-4f96-a12a-5e6872f56add.jpg) |
The Way We Live Now: Same as ever. Hard times have been around for years now! But nobody was paying attention. The Christians were fighting unions and the yuppi...
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Added: 20th November 2009
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![Santa Gives Up on America, and Vice Versa [Recessionomics]](http://imagecache03.pixsy.com/11-19-2009/e5/e5472771-3d8f-4213-9fa7-21e2eab2f977.jpg) |
The Way We Live Now: Ho-ho-ho-ping for a holiday miracle. Cause Santa is totally unreachable and all our Christmas money's going towards tuition and the luxury ...
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Added: 19th November 2009
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![Good Luck at Your Crappy Thanksgiving With No Tasty Pumpkins or Eggo Sandwiches [Recessionomics]](http://imagecache03.pixsy.com/11-18-2009/b4/b48e632b-c1c3-45be-a850-509e98f83e67.jpg) |
The Way We Live Now: Letting go of my Eggo. The worldwide Eggo shortage might be humorous if it weren't so god damn serious. It happened right along with the wo...
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Added: 18th November 2009
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![Black and White and Poor and Poor Come Together to Starve to Death [Recessionomics]](http://imagecache03.pixsy.com/11-17-2009/4a/4a842bf4-98cb-4a3c-85b1-619b869ac877.jpg) |
The Way We Live Now: Reveling in our common poverty. This recession has a bright side. The races are united as poors. Prison's a free diploma. And our new job r...
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Added: 17th November 2009
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The Way We Live Now: Rearranging the fundamental tenets of reality until everything is just fine. GM's losing billions, which is a huge success. Our wallets hav...
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Added: 16th November 2009
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![During Recession, Legal Assistants Must Also Change Diapers [Recessionomics]](http://imagecache03.pixsy.com/11-13-2009/e5/e5be839f-aaae-46bf-8ea8-12482824cdce.jpg) |
Like legal work? Like kids? Then you could apply for this legal assistant/nanny gig originally posted by UT Law's career service. Responsibilities include "fili...
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Added: 13th November 2009
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![The Ed Hardy Whale Penis Tragedy [Recessionomics]](http://imagecache03.pixsy.com/11-13-2009/24/24f390ef-d168-4ae7-9931-ff9d1341f4e9.jpg) |
The Way We Live Now: Bootleg. Quality is dead. Authenticity has been taken out to the trash, then stolen by scavengers and sold for one hit of whale penis leath...
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Added: 13th November 2009
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The Way We Live Now: With total disregard for everything, except our own selfish desire for precious money. You're hurting your families. You're falling behind ...
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Added: 12th November 2009
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![Just Take the Best Vacation You Can Afford, Which Goes to Hell [Recessionomics]](http://imagecache03.pixsy.com/11-11-2009/9b/9bed2254-9986-42d2-806d-2996b720a505.jpg) |
The Way We Live Now: On the move. There is nothing tethering us to this dusty, tortured, goforsaken country any more—no jobs, no safety, no prospects. Once we...
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Added: 11th November 2009
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![Everything Is Peachy in the Land of Make Believe [Recessionomics]](http://imagecache03.pixsy.com/11-10-2009/35/35dfd6b9-0082-4ebd-b0db-86cf8a4659d5.jpg) |
The Way We Live Now: Virtually well. Not "virtually" like "almost," like "we're almost living well again, thanks," because, whoa, not even close. We mean "virtu...
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Added: 10th November 2009
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